More Quotes by Mark Twain
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
