It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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