Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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