More Quotes by Mark Twain
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.