Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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