Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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