More Quotes by Mark Twain
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
