More Quotes by Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
