The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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