More Quotes by Mark Twain
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.