More Quotes by Will Rogers
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
