More Quotes by Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
