More Quotes by Will Rogers
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
