More Quotes by Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
