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More Quotes by Tina Fey
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Life is improvisation.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
