More Quotes by Tina Fey
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
Life is improvisation.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet.
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
