For after chastisement from God, and recognizing him, our way to repay him is to exalt him and confess his wonders before every nation under heaven.

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

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Soldiers live. He dies and not you, and you feel guilty, because you're glad he died, and not you. Soldiers live, and wonder why. ― Glen Cook

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

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The purpose of poetry is to restore to mankind the possibility to wonder.

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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. - George Carlin

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I like your silence, it the more shows off your wonder.

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