You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. ― Dr. Seuss

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! ― Dr. Seuss

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot nothing is going to get better it's not ― Dr. Seuss

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I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

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I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on! ― Rick Riordan

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. — Thomas A. Edison

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How did it get so late so soon? ― Dr. Seuss

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