I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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Hope is not a strategy.

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We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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