Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone. ― Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ― Steven Wright

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You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up everything you have. - Oprah Winfrey

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Suddenly, everything was beautiful. The way she viewed the world was nothing more but a reflection of herself. ― robert m drake

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I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on! ― Rick Riordan

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! — Audrey Hepburn

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