Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

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I been looking good, I been feeling nice Working on my aura, cleaning up Working overtime, you been getting boring so. ― SZA

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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

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The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved. ― Mother Teresa

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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. - George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. — George Carlin

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Chasin’ that freedom, chasin’ that feeling – Morgan Wallen

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A feeling is no longer the same when it comes the second time. It dies through the awareness of its return. We become tired and weary of our feelings when they come too often and last too long. ― Pascal Mercier

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You say those city boys living in those high rise condos only left you feeling low. – Morgan Wallen

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When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

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