How did it get so late so soon? ― Dr. Seuss

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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. ― George Bernard Shaw

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There is no such thing as 'too late' in life.

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I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me. -Clint Eastwood

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It is never too late to be what you might have been. — George Eliot

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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.- Mitch Hedberg

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg

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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. -Mitch Hedberg

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.- Mitch Hedberg

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Perhaps because my background is theatrical, I have a great affinity with the classics. Hamlet has always been a character of great interest to me and a character I would really love to play. Or a character in a Tennessee Williams play, maybe Tom in 'The Glass Menagerie.

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