I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. -Eminem

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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Development, it turns out, occurs through this process of progressively more complex exchange between a child and somebody else- especially somebody who’s crazy about that child

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere ― Dr. Seuss

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly.

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With blinded eyes I stared at the sky, this grey, endless sky of a crazy god, who had made life and death for his amusement.

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