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More Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you. You know what I mean? I’ve always liked that phrase “He was visited by grief,” because that’s really what it is. Grief is its own thing. It’s not like it’s in me and I’m going to deal with it. It’s a thing, and you have to be okay with its presence. If you try to ignore it, it will be like a wolf at your door.
If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
