Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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What does the vice president do?

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We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.

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America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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