I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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