What does the vice president do?

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I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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