How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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