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I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
― Stephen Colbert
Change
Fans
Matter
Stephen Colbert
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Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
― Stephen Colbert
Suicide
Men
Blow
Stephen Colbert
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This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.
― Stephen Colbert
America
Liberty
Principles
Stephen Colbert