The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

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I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on! ― Rick Riordan

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I'll tell you how I'd like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title - Who has humorous and who never looked down on those who looked up to him - A man who stood for freedom, justice and equality - And I wouldn't even mind if folks forgot how pretty I was.

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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

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I actually started off majoring in computer science, but I knew right away I wasn't going to stay with it. It was because I had this one professor who was the loneliest, saddest man I've ever known. He was a programmer, and I knew that I didn't want to do whatever he did. So after that, I switched to Communications.- J. Cole

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