More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.