There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.

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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

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