It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.

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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

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