Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta! ― W.C. Fields

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. ― W.C. Fields

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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. ― W.C. Fields

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Eat, drink and love...the rest is not worth a nickel

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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields

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You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. — Rabindranath Tagore

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. ― Christopher Hitchens

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Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you? ― W.C. Fields

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The bible is a remarkable fountain: the more one draws and drinks of it, the more it stimulates thirst.

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Although two thirds of our planet is water, we face an acute water shortage. The water crisis is the most pervasive , most severe, and most invisible dimension of the ecological devastation of the earth.

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