I have nothing to ask but that you would remove to the other side, that you may not, by intercepting the sunshine, take from me what you cannot give. -Diogenes

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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Wine and other luxuries have a tendency to enervate the mind and make men less brave in battle.

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The great thieves lead away the little thief. -Diogenes

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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. -Diogenes

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Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.

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Blushing is the color of virtue. -Diogenes

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The foundation of every state is the education of its youth. -Diogenes

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We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. -Diogenes

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Whatever happens to you belongs to you. Make it yours. Feed it to yourself even if it feels impossible to swallow. Let it nurture you, because it will. — Cheryl Strayed

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