We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.

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What does the vice president do?

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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