I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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What does the vice president do?

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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Hope is not a strategy.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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