I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one. — George Bernard Shaw

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Life isn't perfect and that's the kind of world where Jesus showed up. He wasn't born in a palace on a perfect day. He was born in the middle of the night during tax season to an unwed couple in a stable or a cave in a sheep field. That was God's way of showing us that nothing is perfect. Life is chaotic. It's messy. That's what Jesus was stepping into.

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Work every day. No matter what has happened the day or night before, get up and bite on the nail.

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The number-one show in America on Sundays will be Celebrity Apprentice. Monday nights, The Voice will be number one. Wednesday nights, Survivor will be number one. And Friday nights, Shark Tank will be number one. It just takes some time management for me to focus. — Scott Raab

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A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. _ Demetri Martin

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No one should judge what I've done with my life, not unless they've been in my shoes every horrible day and every sleepless night.

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People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can make a small change in a day. If you change Wednesday, then you change Thursday. Pretty soon it's a week, then a month, then a year. It's bite-size, as opposed to feeling like you have to turn your life inside out to make changes. _ Hoda Kotb

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When you are failing, you are forced to be creative, to dig deep and think, night and day.

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I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday. _ Nelson Algren

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Each night before you go to bed my baby, whisper a little prayer for me. And tell all the stars above, this is dedicated to the one I love. -- Kanye West

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