My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays. _ Arsene Wenger

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A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. _ Demetri Martin

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I'm the smartest at 8 A.M. I wake up at 6, drink three cups of Awake Tazo Tea and read five newspapers. I have to think up something every day, Monday to Friday. — John Waters

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Happy Wednesday Fam! Dream BIG, live courageously, communicate honestly, be mindful, act with kindness, and SPREAD LOVE TODAY and EVERY DAY ! _ Tracey Edmonds

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On any given Monday I am one sale closer and one idea away from being a millionaire. — Larry D. Turner

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Some things may change," said Wednesday, abruptly. "People, however... People stay the same. _ Neil Gaiman

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...try to not be disappointed in anything. Know that life is showing up perfectly in every moment. Today's disappointment could be tomorrow's springboard to all that you've ever wanted. In fact, it probably is.

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If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. _ George Carlin

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Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. And in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.— Michael Ely

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Early on in my life I comprehended that death is the most tragic event in our life. Events of early Monday July 14, 1958 [Coup in Iraq] had convinced me that hate is the most destructive force in our life. — Ala Bashir

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