You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

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One thing I learned is that the mind, rather than being the master, should be the servant of the heart.

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When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

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You'll never get ahead by blaming your problems on other people.

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Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

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I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs......When I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.

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If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson

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when you put your life in a good place, good things follow

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If you can be content right now, then you'll always be content, because it's always right now.

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A lot of country music is sad. I think most art comes out of poverty and hard times. It applies to music. Three chords and the truth - that’s what a country song is. There is a lot of heartache in the world.

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