You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

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Indecision may or may not be our biggest problem.

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When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

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One thing I learned is that the mind, rather than being the master, should be the servant of the heart.

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If you really want to get along with somebody, let them be themselves.

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I live one day at a time, one day at a time. Yesterday's gone and tomorrow is blind, so I live one day at a time.

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I believe that all roads lead to the same place - and that is wherever all roads lead to.

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If a song was ever good, it's still good.

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If you've made your own hell, then only you have the power to escape it

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I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs......When I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.

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