More Quotes by Lucille Ball
A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
The more things you do, the more things you can do.
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.
Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.