Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

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I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

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Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?

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I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness. Lucille Ball

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In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

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Whether we're prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

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I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally. Lucille Ball

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People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

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