More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
