You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

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Life is improvisation.

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

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Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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