This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. - Terry Pratchett

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

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And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ― Terry Pratchett

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett

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Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am. - Terry Pratchett

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Freedom without limits is just a word. - Terry Pratchett

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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