Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett

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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett

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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. - Terry Pratchett

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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. - Terry Pratchett

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ― Terry Pratchett

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.- Terry Pratchett

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

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