Although they say that only idiots are happy, I confess that I felt happy.

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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Freedom without limits is just a word. - Terry Pratchett

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett

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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett

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Peter Thiel and I disagree on 99 percent of things. - Ro Khanna

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There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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