If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And then come to my house because I have vodka. Oh, look—it’s a party!

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Always end your book with Nelson Mandela saying something about rainbows or renaissances. Because you care.- Binyavanga Wainaina

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If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. —Mother Teresa

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Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people. - Paul Scheer

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I don't want to be a coach because I've seen all the other players who have done that. In just one season, you age five years. - Luca Toni

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Dreams do not come true just because you dream them. It’s hard work that makes things happen. It’s hard work that creates change. — Shonda Rhimes

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Take life one day at a time because every day is a different day with new challenges. — Penny Streeter

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Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly. -Diogenes

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Spiderman was my favorite comic book character growing up. I'm a geek, so I love the fact Peter Parker is into science. And I gravitate towards short guys. I'm 5' 9" now, but in junior high, I got picked on because I was 4' 8". - Josh Keaton

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You don’t stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing. – Maurice Chevalier

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