When I die, don't come, I wouldn't want a leaf to turn away from the sun -- it loves it there. There's nothing so spiritual about being happy but you can't miss a day of it, because it doesn't last. ― Frank O'Hara

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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And then come to my house because I have vodka. Oh, look—it’s a party!

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

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I feel like I have to put on for my city, because we have so many legends and so many greats.- Megan Thee Stallion

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White Americans today don't know what in the world to do because when they put us behind them, that's where they made their mistake... they put us behind them, and we watched every move they made. - Fannie Lou Hamer

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I just love it when people say I can’t do it, there’s nothing that makes me feel better, because all my life, people have said that I wasn’t going to make it. – Ted Turner

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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. ― George Carlin

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If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. ― Kurt Cobain

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I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk between the raindrops. ― Nikki Giovanni

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