Kindness is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see. – Mark Twain

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. – Mark Twain

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