My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.- Mitch Hedberg

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Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.―Neil Gaiman

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Dreams do not come true just because you dream them. It’s hard work that makes things happen. It’s hard work that creates change. — Shonda Rhimes

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If everything seems to be under control, you’re not going fast enough. ― Mario Andretti

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In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East.- Donald Trump

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The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it. — Albert Einstein

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Hard work makes you feel good because you have accomplished something. ― Alcurtis Turner

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Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. — Warren Buffett

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I just love it when people say I can’t do it, there’s nothing that makes me feel better, because all my life, people have said that I wasn’t going to make it. – Ted Turner

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Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't. - Captain Beefheart

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