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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!- Mitch Hedberg
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.- Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.- Mitch Hedberg
Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -Mitch Hedberg
Some men became fathers mainly to show that they are not gay. Some, only to hide the fact that they are. ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.- Mitch Hedberg
If I love you, I show you I love you every day. Little things, big things.- Dwayne Johnson
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.- Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.- Mitch Hedberg
