More Quotes by J. D. Salinger
Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew--knew--that we're carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we're all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
The world is full of actors pretending to be human
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
You think of the book you'd most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.
Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
